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How I Met Your Mother

IMDB: 8.4

2005, 9 seasons to date

Comedy / Romance

By Carter Bays

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The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is relaying the story of how he met his wife to his daughter and son. The story starts in the year 2005, when then twenty-seven year old architect Ted was spurred on to want to get married after his best friends from his college days at Wesleyan, lawyer Marshall Eriksen, who was his roommate at the time and kindergarten teacher Lily Aldrin, got engaged after nine years of dating each other. Ted's new quest in life was much to the dismay of his womanizing friend, Barney Stinson. But soon after Marshall and Lily's engagement, Ted believed that his life mate was going to be news reporter and aspiring news anchor Robin Scherbatsky, who, despite having had a romantic relationship with her after this time, ended up being who the kids know as their "Aunt" Robin. As Ted relays the story to his kids, the constants are that their Uncle Marshall, Aunt Lily, Uncle Barney and Aunt Robin are always in the picture and thus have something to do with how he got together ...

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Season 1

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    Episode 1: Pilot
    It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the sto...
    Sep 19, 2005
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    Episode 2: Purple Giraffe
    Ted throws a party in hopes of seeing Robin again, but when...
    Sep 26, 2005
  • The Sweet Taste of Liberty

    Barney's plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security. Meanwhile, Lily gets jealous of Robin.

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    The Sweet Taste of Liberty
  • Return of the Shirt

    Ted reconnects with an old flame and soon remembers why he dumped her in the first place. Barney pays Robin to say outrageous things on the air.

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Season 2

  • Brunch

    Ted discovers that his parents are keeping a secret from him after his dad acts as Barney's wingman, and Marshall and Lily intentionally try to get each other sexually aroused.

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  • Ted Mosby, Architect

    Barney tells Ted that single women like architects. But will Ted use this useful tidbit of information to cheat on Robin after they have their first fight?

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Season 3

  • Third Wheel

    Ted has a chance for a threesome with two women, but Barney and Lily try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Robin's date also goes better than expected, if only she can find a razor.

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  • Little Boys

    Robin tries to date a guy with a child, even though she does not like or want children. Meanwhile, Ted finds it impossible to make it with a woman he knows that Barney slept with a year ago.

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Season 4

  • I Heart NJ

    Ted does not want to move in with Stella because he hates New Jersey. Robin prematurely quits her TV job because she incorrectly thinks that she already has a new job.

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  • Intervention

    Ted, Robin, Marshall, and Lily all begin getting cold feet because of their imminent life changes, and Barney tries to prove that he can pick up a woman while posing as an 80-year-old man.

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Season 5

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    Episode 1: Definitions
    As Ted begins his new career as a professor and is about to...
    Sep 21, 2009
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    Episode 2: Double Date
    Ted goes on a blind date with the same woman he went on a bl...
    Sep 28, 2009
  • Robin 101

    When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her

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  • The Sexless Innkeeper

    When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong. Meanwhile, Ted gets a new nickname from Barney after an unsuccessful hook-up.

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Season 6

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    Episode 1: Big Days
    Ted musters up the courage to talk to a girl at the bar, but...
    Sep 20, 2010
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    Episode 2: Cleaning House
    The gang accompanies Barney and his brother James after they...
    Sep 27, 2010
  • Unfinished

    When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney ties to woo him by using all of his best womanizing tactics. Meanwhile, Robin is still not over her relationship with Don and drunk dials him.

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  • Subway Wars

    The guys race each other, each using a different form of transportation, from the pub to a restaurant seven miles away because a friend claims that Woody Allen is there.

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Season 7

  • Ducky Tie

    At the Architect's Ball, Ted runs into Victoria, who tells him that she's getting married. Meanwhile, Barney places an unlikely wager with Marshall and Lily in order to see Lily's breasts.

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  • The Stinson Missile Crisis

    Jealous over Barney's relationship with Nora, Robin tells her court-appointed therapist the series of events that led up to the assault that she committed.

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Season 8

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    Episode 1: Farhampton
    Ted convinces Victoria to take a brief detour before they le...
    Sep 24, 2012
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    Episode 2: The Pre-Nup
    Barney's ridiculous pre-nup that he asks Quinn to sign gives...
    Oct 1, 2012
  • Nannies

    When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it's because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

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  • Who Wants to Be a Godparent

    When Lily and Marshall can't decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

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Season 9

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    Episode 1: The Locket
    Lily meets an interesting person on the train to Farhampton,...
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    Episode 2: Coming Back
    Marshall is forced to rent a car to get to New York, causing...
    Sep 23, 2013
  • Last Time in New York

    Barney and Robin try to have sex before the elderly wedding guests arrive, Ted reveals a list to Lily of things to do before he leaves New York, and Marshall has problems traveling through Packer Country.

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  • The Broken Code

    Barney gives Ted's Best Man duties to The Karate Kid's William Zabka over the incident at the carousel, and Lily gives Robin a lousy bridal party.

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